Please, don't look it up.

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If you ask me, the middle of a heart attack doesn't really seem to be the right time to test just how effective an internet search might be. Even if it can ultimately be very effective, a phone call to 911 would seem to be a better bet.

On the other hand, the web has become so ubiquitous that it seems that even dogs know how effective a search can be, and are thus prepared, if need be, to prevent one.

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Go to: The internet saved my life, or
Go to: I search, therefore I am?