I did it.

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No, I wasn't in the midst of what felt like a heart attack, I was just curious as to what I might find were I in a situation where an accurate response to that question might be a matter of, well, life or death. So I turned to Google on a quiet, and healthy, day.

The phrase "heart attack symptoms" brings up 597,000 hits. Somehow, in a case such as this, finding that many hits seems a bit distressing. It would make more sense to click on "I'm feeling lucky". The page that came up upon doing this contained a few introductory paragraphs, and then seven bulleted points determined by "the American Heart Association and other medical experts" to be "warning signals of a heart attack". In this particular case (assuming that whoever is checking has a fast and trustworthy internet connection) they might really be in luck.

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Go to: The internet saved my life, or
Go to: I search, therefore I am?